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$DERPY

Too dumb to go extinct

Derpy was never supposed to make it. He survived the extinction by not noticing it happened.

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Mini game

Derpy Run

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hi. i'm derpy.

Derpy Run

Jump the asteroid craters. Cacti don't matter, he never notices them anyway.

tap / space to jump · tap again in the air for a derp jump

he will blink. he will keep holding.

TOO DUMB TO GO EXTINCT☄TINY ARMS, DIAMOND HANDS●IQ IS TEMPORARY. DERP IS FOREVER●$DERPY●STILL HOLDING●

Origin story · 65 million years ago

The meteor he slept through

Every dinosaur had a plan. Derpy had a nap.

The sky catches fire

A giant rock heads for Earth. Every dinosaur panics, runs and sells everything.

zz

Derpy is asleep

Big eyes, closed. Zero thoughts, as usual. He sleeps right through the loudest day in history.

The asteroid hits

Derpy wakes up. Derpy blinks. Derpy keeps holding.

Still here

65 million years in the trenches. Still hasn't checked the chart.

Signed with a tiny arm

The Derp Manifesto

Holders are derps. These are the rules. Derpy wrote them. Derpy can't read them.

  1. I

    Never sell

    Tiny arms. Can't reach the sell button. Was never going to.

  2. II

    Never read the whitepaper

    There is no whitepaper. Derpy checked. Actually he didn't.

  3. III

    Always be derping

    Big eyes. Zero thoughts. Maximum vibes.

  4. IV

    Buy the top, hold anyway

    Buying the top is a rite of passage. Holding anyway is the religion.

x derpy

Community run · Derpy has no plans, so derps make them

Derp HQ

No whitepaper, no roadmap meetings, no thoughts. Everything good about $DERPY comes from the derps holding it.

🎨

Meme Lab

Make a derp below in five seconds. Post it. That's the whole job.

📣

Raid Party

When derps show up in the replies, the timeline gets derpier. Bring memes, not spam.

🏆

Derp of the Week

Best community meme gets pinned on the gallery wall and shared on our X.

🎮

Derpy Run

Post your high score. Bragging rights for the derp with the most cacti ignored.

Meme Lab

Post on X

Download it, then attach it to your post. Tag $DERPY and @derpythedino.

Derpmap · subject to Derpy forgetting

The Roadmap

Derpy drew this with tiny arms. Some of it is real. Some of it is a snack.

  1. Phase 0

    Hatch

    • Survive the extinction
    • Site, mini game, manifesto
    • Fair launch on pump.fun
    • Forget why we're here
    done
  2. Phase 1

    Wake up

    • Meme Lab open
    • Derps in every reply
    • Derp of the Week begins
    • Fill the bonding curve, graduate to PumpSwap
    derpy is here
  3. Phase 2

    Derp everywhere

    • Sticker pack for every chat
    • Derpy Run leaderboard
    • Community meme contest
    • Derpy gets a hat (holders vote on the hat)
  4. Phase ???

    Big brain era

    • Notice the asteroid (unlikely)
    • Check the chart (never)
    • Read the whitepaper (there is none)
    • Too dumb to go extinct, forever

Even Derpy could do it (he didn't)

How to buy $DERPY

Three steps on Solana. One brain cell is enough.

  1. 1

    Get Phantom

    Install the Phantom wallet and save your recovery phrase somewhere safe and offline.

    derpy: "i saved it in my head. it's gone."
  2. 2

    Add SOL

    Buy SOL in Phantom or on an exchange and send it to your wallet.

    derpy: "sol? the bright thing?"
  3. 3

    Swap on pump.fun

    Open pump.fun with the button on this site, check the CA matches, pick an amount and swap.

    derpy: "buy the top. it's tradition."